December 2008
Silblings
Me: Richie, why do you charge your PSP in here…? Richie: Because if I connect it by the computer, Daisy kicks it. Me: …and not in your room? Richie: Yeah, I’ve been wondering the same thing. Me: Have you? Richie: …No.
(Daisy stands guarding the door until you say a knock, knock joke.)
Daisy: Say knock, knock. Me: Knock, knock. Daisy: Who’s there? Me: My penis!...
We're so flippin' awesome
It hurts sometimes.
Me!: Absolutely. I haven’t touched my guitar in almost a month. Megan: Haha fail Me! (12/31/2008 5:08:34 AM): I know. I’m sure it’s lonely. Megan (12/31/2008 5:08:35 AM): I’m sure it feels lonely Megan: WHOA Megan: WHOA Megan: WHOA Me!: WHOA!
We’re so alike it’s scary. No, really. From the way we think to the way we feel. I think...
Thinking
…gets me no where these days. It leaves me with more questions than answers.
Megan, why do you know me so well? I know we’re the same person but even my different personalities have their own thoughts. We are one in the same. Too bad we’re not in the same state.
Truth
I was fine before you walked into my life.
Happy Birthday...
to a friend I once knew.
Off track.
So I had sat down with my bowl of grapes and remote in hand, ready to start my movie when Megan got online and told me to go watch her whore herself out to ten people. So, of course, I went.
I might watch the movie later. Must get out of my funk now.
Bored.
So I was fine until a little bit ago. Wasn’t thinking about anything serious and then I did and it all went downhill from there. So, now I’m going to watch a movie while I eat grapes! [sarcastic]Whoo![/sarcastic]
Also, I just heard these lyrics:
“It seems like I gotta do wrong To get your attention But maybe when I call this man up You’ll finally start to wake up I...
Bitchslappin'happy
Some of our conversation from last night. It was great. We laughed for a long, long, time.
Megan: can you see Joe now? Me!: Yes. Me!: Oh. You mean on your icon? Me!: No. Megan: HAHAHAHAHAAHA Megan: If I turn on the TV, will there be a special report on a certain missing rockstar? Me!: …No. Me!: But don’t turn your TV on. Just in case.
Me!: 8-24-08 Me!: I’m pretty sure their...
Fwd: Mexican word of the day is JULY: Pinche George W. Bush, july to us. Julyer. [These texts always get me]
Last Night
Was hilarious. I haven’t laughed that much all week month. I really needed that. So thanks, Megan!
(Some of our conversation will be posted later.)
A Writer's Journey →
Megan’s tumblr. This is where I start plugging in her links.
Genma the Amazing Writer
Okay, so I didn’t think I would be writing about her again so soon but this needs to be said.
She’s an awesome writer (as the title to the post says). She needs to post them somewhere because the WORLD needs to read them. So with the help of my imaginary audience, I will force her to make a tumblr so she can post her poems and stories and then I will post that link everywhere I can...
Genma the Cheesy Hoe
Megan is the best. She is my favorite hoe in California the entire world. I’m not entirely convinced she’s isn’t part of my imagination but, I digress.
Megan: They spelled syphillus wrong but oh well!! Me!: no they didn’t…? Me!: you did though Megan: No, mine is the right way Me!: Syphilis is a sexually transmitted disease caused by the spirochetal bacterium...
Checking this out, via text message.
All Over You by The Spill Canvas
“In my daydreams, in my sleep Infatuation turning into disease You could cure me See all you have to do now is please try Give it your best shot and try All I’m asking for is love But you never seem to have enough
…
I’m all over you I’m not over you This life is way too short To get caught up in all this stuff When i just want you to love me back Why can’t you...
So wait, if you post they teach you how to do something new?
So it’s like you’re the dog and they’re giving you a treat everytime you do a new trick?
Just got this thing.
Wanted to see what the hub bub was about.