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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATY!

Kevin, is this working? Kevin. Kevin, is this working? You don’t understand, Kevin. Kevin, you really just don’t get it.

1. Win/fail. Depends from where you look at it. Like hanging on the side of a building with binoculars. “EPIC FAIL, GUYS. EPIC FAIL.”
2. You don’t care about my heart. No, no. It’s not like that. Here, have a lollipop. *hands lollipop* Okay.
3. Have you ever lied to me? *incredulous* Yeah. Of course I have.
4. B-Side of Genma’s record.
5. www.freepornisgoodforthesoul.com
6. It’s always 5 in California.
7. “Dear 5 am, we really shouldn’t keep meeting like this. I’d rather be sleeping with you. Love, me.”’
8. SYPHILLUS!
9. Our screenplay is in progress.
10. This Pimp slaps unhappy bitches.
11. “You can’t say happiness without saying penis. So really, the ‘Pursuit of Happiness’ means ‘Chase some ass’”
12. “I mean LOOK! VODKA!” “SEAGULL? WHERE? / VODKA HOLDING A SEAGULL? WHERE?”
13. You have diabetes, Nick? What a coincidence! I WEAR A SIZE 8 SHOE, TOO!
14. Genma. Janana Nandolina.
15. NOW LEAVE ME, SLAVE!

FAVORITE HOE LIST

1. Genma

FAVORITE PEOPLE LIST

1. Buttney
2. Katy
3. Ashley
4. Deidre
5. Kristen
6. DoAHoe
7. Megasaur (Meg-a-Sor)
8. Airiel
9. Ford (future husband)

I haven’t been on this computer all week. I’ve actually been doing work. WHAT? Whatever. I’m not that lazy. all the time.

Anywho, I’m back to scanning slides. Fun times.

Also, my favorite sub is in the school. He just called the class to see if Courtney was allowed to come down here and when I said yes, she is, he didn’t sound very convinced because, hey, a student answered. But then I told him who it was and asked me how I was. I’m his favorite. WHATEVER. I am. You’re just jealous.

DoAHoe is behind me, fixing her bin. and being a hoe.

And now Ethan came in for intervention and is playing Spoons in the table behind me.

Can’t wait until the end of the day. I need sleep like Megan needs crack.

ALSO! Speaking of Megan, these posts seem pointless compared to hers. Mine is just about mindless things. Things I do in a day. Boo. Whatevers.

I have now finished my work and we have a few more minutes. I’m sitting next to Ethan who is doing yesterday’s work because he wasn’t here for the first two or three periods. I am listening to Paramore. Whoo. I am going to French next. Not whoo. I did my homework though. Or attempted it. French can suck it. Then Ag. Which we won’t be doing anything in since we already did our text yesterday. So, study hall. Then it’s being an aide for Mrs. Carr. I’ll only have to cut some paper. And then Courtney and Ethan will come in for intervention. Then it’s photo. I’ll have to transfer my pictures onto the cardboard/plaster. Meh. Then it’s math and we have a test in there. Even though I kinda don’t know what’s going on. Oh well. Then IT’S THE WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!1123LEJHKQJ!!!!! Babysitting tonight, I think. Hopefully Kristen comes over. Going to watch the ‘you know what movie’ on Saturday. [“Have you ever lied to me?” “*incredulous* Yeah. Of course I have.”] Hopefully I can go to Katy’s birthday dinner on Saturday. At Pizza Hut. I got her cupcakes today! Okay, bell is about to ring. Goodbye.

Just finished two assignments. The bell is going to ring in a minutes. French is next. BOOO! I just did the homework for that class. THE BELL IS RINIGING. That is all.

megan8189:

Dood, I know exactly how that feels. It’s like we’re subconsciously sabatoging our happiness. Weird. But not new, with us.

Although, nice LaLa Land lyric. HAHA. I had to sing it three times before I remembered where it was from. Fail.

“Epic fail, guys. Epic fail.”

How I love our conversations.

Right? It’s weird to other people but we understand.

Haha. Nice. I was listening to the song at the time and it fit so I had to use it. Even though I have a complicated relationship with Demi. I like her but then I don’t. Eh.

The DohBros are on my mind. It’s pretty bad. I should probably go to the doctor.

So my favorite part is the whole thing. It’s so awesome. They’re so amazing.

Nick: Have you ever lied to me?
Joe: Yeah. Of course I have.

So I actually had something insightful to post earlier but then, I don’t know.

I’m too lazy.

Now I’m watching Carlos Mencia: No Strings Attached.

And I’ve let That Song take a break. My iTunes is on shuffle.

Also, I’ve been in such a weird mood. I don’t like it. At all. Friends I used to have fun with, I now give the cold shoulder. There’s three of you and I’m sorry. I don’t know what’s wrong. I’ll figure it out soon and let you know.

For tonight, I’ll keep being amazed that my hair is so soft. I’ll keep laughing and getting pissed off at Carlos. I’ll keep talking to Genma. I’ll keep listening to my music.

I’m staying myself tonight.

LOOK! BOY MEETS WORLD!!!

I LOVE ERIC IN THIS EPISODE. HE’S SO AWESOME.

1:16 is funny because he’s just like, “Fine.” and then just falls to the floor.

THE WHOLE VIDEO IS HILARIOUS BUT I LAUGH THE MOST AT 3:18. HIS “HEY!” IS HILARIOUS. I NEVER NOT LAUGH AT IT. EVER. I COULD WATCH IT OVER AND OVER AND NEVER NOT LAUGH.

“Stay out of this, Jack. This is a one man mission. Will you help me? Fine. I’ll do this myself. … You have a very large head. I don’t know why I married you. HEY! *shifty eyes*”

Oh, Eric. Or Boy Meets World. Why did you ever go off the air?

Shania Twain didn’t do it right the first time but the Jonas Brothers got it covered.

Seriously. I do. Only not. Because I can’t. EFF YOU!

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Megan knows who you are, too.

AND SHE HATES YOU TOO.

OR WISHES SHE DID.

IT’D ALL BE EASIER IF WE DID.

Really, Joe? Really?

Epic win.

OMF. OMF.

IT WAS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY MADE OF WIN.

SO MUCH EPIC WIN IN 13 CHAPTERS IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.

So if you hadn’t noticed by now, I want to have babies with it I loved it.

Kristen slept over. We hung out then went to sleep late. Then we woke up late and she went home.

After that, I’ve just been lazy. I’ve read and now…

I’M WATING FOR MEGAN TO FINISH HER DAMN STORY SO I CAN READ IT!

ADS;JHASL DKFHA;SDFH AKDSJFHAL SKDFHAS DLKJFAH SDLKHJ DSFIH KAHGSDLIUQEGWY

GAH!!

Yes. I so wish I had your life… NOT!

Wow. We just time traveled back to the 90’s!

I LOVED THE 90’s!

is absolutely and utterly correct, Genma. It’s great. and so effing true. I always enjoy a good thunderstorm, too. Thunderstorms are my favorite.

So tired.

about everything. and everyone.

and yet nothings wrong.

I need sleep. and a few days to get away from my mind.