I haven’t been on this computer all week. I’ve actually been doing work. WHAT? Whatever. I’m not that lazy. all the time.
Anywho, I’m back to scanning slides. Fun times.
Also, my favorite sub is in the school. He just called the class to see if Courtney was allowed to come down here and when I said yes, she is, he didn’t sound very convinced because, hey, a student answered. But then I told him who it was and asked me how I was. I’m his favorite. WHATEVER. I am. You’re just jealous.
DoAHoe is behind me, fixing her bin. and being a hoe.
And now Ethan came in for intervention and is playing Spoons in the table behind me.
Can’t wait until the end of the day. I need sleep like Megan needs crack.
ALSO! Speaking of Megan, these posts seem pointless compared to hers. Mine is just about mindless things. Things I do in a day. Boo. Whatevers.
I have now finished my work and we have a few more minutes.
I’m sitting next to Ethan who is doing yesterday’s work because he wasn’t here for the first two or three periods.
I am listening to Paramore. Whoo.
I am going to French next. Not whoo. I did my homework though. Or attempted it. French can suck it.
Then Ag. Which we won’t be doing anything in since we already did our text yesterday. So, study hall.
Then it’s being an aide for Mrs. Carr. I’ll only have to cut some paper. And then Courtney and Ethan will come in for intervention.
Then it’s photo. I’ll have to transfer my pictures onto the cardboard/plaster. Meh.
Then it’s math and we have a test in there. Even though I kinda don’t know what’s going on. Oh well.
Then IT’S THE WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!1123LEJHKQJ!!!!!
Babysitting tonight, I think. Hopefully Kristen comes over.
Going to watch the ‘you know what movie’ on Saturday. [“Have you ever lied to me?” “*incredulous* Yeah. Of course I have.”]
Hopefully I can go to Katy’s birthday dinner on Saturday. At Pizza Hut. I got her cupcakes today!
Okay, bell is about to ring.
So I actually had something insightful to post earlier but then, I don’t know.
I’m too lazy.
Now I’m watching Carlos Mencia: No Strings Attached.
And I’ve let That Song take a break. My iTunes is on shuffle.
Also, I’ve been in such a weird mood. I don’t like it. At all. Friends I used to have fun with, I now give the cold shoulder. There’s three of you and I’m sorry. I don’t know what’s wrong. I’ll figure it out soon and let you know.
For tonight, I’ll keep being amazed that my hair is so soft. I’ll keep laughing and getting pissed off at Carlos. I’ll keep talking to Genma. I’ll keep listening to my music.
has been good. We had a two hour delay. I woke up at 9:15, got ready for school, left the house and almost died on the first step I took.
Then, when I got to school, I had to fear for my life because of the icy ground. I didn’t fall though! Whoo!
Then in first period (Personal Finance with Mr. Bustle) we got Donuts. AND THEN I THOUGHT OF THE DOHBROS. and laughed. out loud. by myself. and everyone looked at me like o.O but whatever. The DohBros are awesome. and so is Gary. The older brother. by two years. hahah. Now I’m in fifth period. again. scanning slides. while stupid little freshman are sitting behind me doing their work. meh.
Um, fourth period is next. I have Ag. Then back in this class for photo. Then math. Laaame.
Bring a camera, because seriously, HER FACE WILL BE PRICELESS!!
Me!: I WANNA MEET AN ACTOR! Megan Hoebag: RIGHT?? Me!: I’ve only met Doctors. They’re all “Trust me.” and I’m all, “I haven’t been to medical school but I’m pretty sure that doesn’t go there.”
Me!: That’s awesome though! That she met him. Did she do it with him? Cause he’s kind of a slut. Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHA Megan Hoebag: She went to Equus and he was there Megan Hoebag: After the show Megan Hoebag: At the stage door Me!: NAKED? Megan Hoebag: LMFAO Megan Hoebag: LMFAO Megan Hoebag: Yes, Chloe. Because the world works according to your mind’s rules Me!: THAT’D BE AWESOME!!!!!! I’D HAVE ICE CREAM IN MY HAND AND PATRICK/NICK/JOE/KEVIN/JARED/JENSEN/DAN/MOREGUYSICANNOTNAMEATTHEMOMENT IN MY BED. Megan Hoebag: She stood at the stage door, waited for him to come out, and she was at the front of the barricade, managed to get his attention while he was signing autographs, and he stood talking to her for a while, so a girl remarked who stood next to her Me!: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE. Me!: *IZ JEALOUZ FOR RIZZLE* Megan Hoebag: RIGHT?? Megan Hoebag: Although, I would never be able to get their attention Me!: I would. Psh. I’d flash them. And when that didn’t work I’d wave a bottle of Vodka around. Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Megan Hoebag: And then I would be able to talk to them to apologize for your behavior Megan Hoebag: “She gets like this when she’s drunk. Or breathing.” Me!: and then I’d laugh and push you out of the way just to monopolize the conversation. Me!: as always. Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHAH Megan Hoebag: Of course Megan Hoebag: But then they’d see how awesome you are and take you home with them. And you would leave me there in the cold. Yelling at you to come back because you have the car keys. And the money. And the only cell phone. Me!: nah. I’d never leave you completely stranded. I’d at least give you a quarter and tell you to start looking for a pay phone. Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHAH Megan Hoebag: Thanks, Chloe. You’re a true friend Megan Hoebag: LMAO Me!: HAHAHAH Me!: of course. Megan Hoebag: Turn around and flick a quarter at me. “This’ll get you to a pay phone, kid.” The quarter misses, hits me in the eye, I yell, fall to the ground, someone else picks up the quarter: “YES! I can tell my mom that I met the Jonas Brothers now!” Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Megan Hoebag: I just pictured that happening and laughed Me!: HAHAHAH SO DID I. Me!: I’m laughing. Me!: I choked on air. Me!: and snorted a bit. Me!: DON’T JUDGE ME! IT WAS FUNNY! Me!: and then I laugh and am all like, “YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE!! PRICELESS!!” Megan Hoebag: HAHAHHAHAHAH Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Megan Hoebag: “I mean, you can’t see your face now, because your eye’s put out, but DOOD! IT WAS HILARIOUS!” Megan Hoebag: “Oh, they need me to go now, Joe’s waving me on—BUT DOOD! TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FACE! PRICELESS! Mazel tov!” Megan Hoebag: Just thought I’d throw in a little Jewish greeting. Me!: of course. Me!: and that’s exactly how it would go. Megan Hoebag: It would Me!: and so you’re there, on the ground, getting ready to get up and look for a mirror because dood!! YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS!! YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT IT! Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHAH Megan Hoebag: And then I’d get up to chase after the suburban and security tackles me. “My friend is in there! They’ve abducted her!” Megan Hoebag: “They have a right. They’re famous.” Megan Hoebag: “FTW?!” Me!: and then we’d all be waving goodbye to you all happy and you’d have no other choice but to wave at us. sadly. Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHA AWWWWWW Megan Hoebag: And then it starts raining Me!: HAHAHAHAHAH Megan Hoebag: And I stand there for a few more minutes, long after you’re gone, and keep waving sadly. Like Joe does in that fanmail video. Only sadly. Me!: HAHAHAHAAHAHAH YESSS Me!: Would you do the dance? Megan Hoebag: HAHAH. I can’t move my body like that Me!: YOU HAVE TO DO THE DANCE Me!: hahahhaahahahaha Megan Hoebag: I CAN’T CONTROL MY BODY. I’m more formed like a robot, not a worm Megan Hoebag: LMFAO Megan Hoebag: HAHA. I’m doing the dance while crying. HAHAHAHAHAH Me!: and your tears get lost and mixed in with the rain. Me!: and no one sees them because everyone else has somewhere to go. unlike you. who has no ride or money. Megan Hoebag: Whoa. That was so poetic I almost died. Me!: HAHAHAHAHA Me!: too bad I ruined it! Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Megan Hoebag: RIGHT??? Me!: HAHAHAHAAHAH Megan Hoebag: HOE. Me!: whatevs. you’re just jealous that I get to hang with the DohBros and you get to cry with the Heavens. Megan Hoebag: WHOAPOETICFTW Me!: HAHAHA at least that last part.
Megan Hoebag: “I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK-BEATING MY DOG, BUT COME ON! VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER, FAG!” Me!: Not unless Vodka is the question! Megan Hoebag: HAHAHA RIGHT??
Me!: I was just talking to myself. I accidently threw my brush across the room and I was like, “WHOA! DID YOU SEE THAT?!”
Me!: GAH!!! I think you should just be like, “PSHHH….BAD RE…PTION. CANT …EAR YOU. GOT…GO.” Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHAHAHHA Megan Hoebag: We’re IMing Megan Hoebag: LMFAO Megan Hoebag: LMFAO Megan Hoebag: LMFAO Me!: i know. Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I did not fall asleep. which, yessss! Cause I got to talk to Megan! Whoo! She’s the only one I enjoyed talking to today. I was on my ‘apathy’ mode and then when I got home and started talking to her, I couldn’t stop laughing. At her face. Ah, good times.
Okay, so no serious post today but it’ll happen soon. I can feel it. (twss)
Also, the burn on my hand itches and my hair is soft. and it smells like mint. mmm.
drags on for.eh.ver.
Also, I HATE YOU MEGAN! You don’t have school and I do. And I’m sleepwalking through the day. You’re lame. You make me go to sleep at 3. SHUDDUO IT IS SO YOUR FAULT. It’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Um. I feel a serious post coming later today.
That is if I don’t fall asleep after school. Which I hope not. Or at least I should post the post and do some chores and talk to Megan first.
Maybe. If she’s lucky. Actually, no I’m probably just going to post the post and do the chores without talking to Megan. At least not until later tonight. Only ‘cause I don’t want to fall asleep on the keyboard and leave her talking to herself. Again. Like almost always. SHUDDUI!!!
Megan Hoebag: Dood, the country would be so unstable if Mexico made the US part of it. Gah. They can’t even handle themselves with what they have now. Add on our entire country, and it would topple in on itself Me!: Oh absolutely. I mean, if I was the leader, we might have a chance but other than that? It’d go to the pits. Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAH YESSSS CHLOE THE … DICTATOR? Megan Hoebag: President? Megan Hoebag: Awesomeness. Megan Hoebag: Create an entirely different term. Just for Chloe Megan Hoebag: “Meanwhile, in other news, Chloe the Awesomeness of MexiAmerica just signed a peace treaty with France, signaling the end of a very long war. Her response to this treaty was “Straight up, hoes! FAGS!” Megan Hoebag: “We expect to hear more from this interesting debacle very soon.” Me!: YESSSSSSSSS!!!
Me!: DOOD!!! I’m liteally like over here! Me!: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Me!: I have a tear in my eye because of the awesomeness of that scenario. Megan Hoebag: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAAH Megan Hoebag: RIGHT???? Megan Hoebag: YOU WOULD Megan Hoebag: WILL Me!: Oh, I will. I WILL!!! Me!: It’ll happen. Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Me!: And I’ll come to you for advice. Me!: It’ll be great. Megan Hoebag: YES!! THE ADVISOR!! Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHAHHA Me!: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Megan Hoebag: Although, our “meetings” will more likely involve hours of laughter with a five minute serious discussion on the topic with topics involving “What to eat tomorrow night”, and “What color to paint Chloe’s room” Megan Hoebag: Concluding with a creation of more inside jokes no one on earth will ever understand Me!: Oh absolutely!! At the end of a very important Press Conference, I’d be like, “FUDGE! FUDGE! THE BAKERY IS GONE!!” and then we’d start laughing and everyone else would just be like, “o.O WTF?!” Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Megan Hoebag: YES!!!! Me!: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Megan Hoebag: And we’d laugh and laugh. While walking off the stage, holding each other up because we’d be laughing so hard Me!: And then I’d take out my flask, take a drink and then pass it to you and you’d take a drink and then we’d start choking because we’d be trying to drink the Vodka and laugh at the same time. Megan Hoebag: HAHAHAHHAH Megan Hoebag: YES!! Me!: And then we’d shout “DEJA VU!!! Only not really. Because this hasn’t happend before BUT WE TALKED ABOUT IT!”
Okay, so I don’t know why Megan doesn’t post more often because wow. Wonderful insights, my friend. Your one post just pwned all of the posts I’ve ever made on Tumblr. I kind of hate you more because of it. I’m jealous now. You’re lame. Stop ruining my thunder. Boo.
So, she came over so I could cover up a hickey she got. I hope she gets caught. Bits of conversation I remember and thought was funny:
Me: How? Emily: ‘How did this happen?’ Me: No, I mean how is this not going away. Emily: Oh, I thought you meant how it happend. Because I can tell you. I can show you, actually. Me: Haha. Yeah, no thanks.
Emily: This feels nice. Me: Does it? Idiot. Emily: Finger painting!
Emily: I’m such a whore. Me: Yeah, I was thinking that, too…I’m just kidding. Emily: No, you’re not. Me: Yeah, no I’m not.
Me: Is it bad that I kind of want you to get caught?
Emily:*reading Dove wrapper* ‘Learn to say ‘I Love You’ in a different language. Hm. Is it trying to tell me something since I’m at a Mexican’s house? Me: Yeah, doubt it. Emily:*reading another Dove wrapper* ‘Share a chocolate moment with someone you love.’ *looks at me* Huh.
Me: Bye! Don’t get caught. Or do. Whatever. Emily: Thanks. Me: No problem, Slut.
Mother: How come she had to come here to put make up on before she went home? I don’t get it. Me: It’s because she had a hickey. Mother: Ooooh. Give me your phone. I’m going to call her mom and tell her her daughter has a hickey from her boyfriend. Me: Mom, she’s gay. Mother: OOOOOH!!!….Do her parents know? Me: Yeah. Mother: Well then why did she have to cover it up? I mean, they can’t think she’s a saint. Me: Yeah, because she isn’t. At all. Mother: So then what’s the problem? Me: Well, come on. It wouldn’t be decent of her to show up at home with a hickey. Hahah. Her. Decent. Mother: Yeah, you’re right. That is pretty bad. So, see. Now if you get a boyfriend, I don’t want you coming home with a hickey. Go to a friends house to put make up on. Me: Yeah. Hahaha. “Emily? Do you have any make up?”
Me: It’s funny. Because we haven’t really talked in about 3 weeks. Mother: Well yeah, but she needed something from you. White people are like that. .
Anyways, I got my hair trimmed so I just got out of the shower. This is what I’ve done all day. So really, pretty much nothing. Also, I just noticed that I missed a spot when I shaved my legs. Boooo!
Yesterday was funny. Not as ‘funny’ as ‘whatevsit’dbefunnyifitwasn’tsolame’. So I found out that she was on my compatibility test. Number 6. I was fine before I knew. Actually, I was fine after I knew. I just found it hilarious with a bit of annoyance. Whatevs. It’s all good.
HAPPY FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!!
Today was tons o’ fun. Buttney, Ashley, Diane and me went to the mall. We took tons of pictures. I had a lot of fun. We played with the puppies!! PUPPIES!!! I found the love of my life in puppy form. She was so cute. (HAHA SHE) She was so tiny and so cute and she fell asleep in my arms. It was amazing. I want to buy her. I might actually. I really, really want to. AHHH! I named her Tai. She’s awesome. I got home at 8 something, rested for a few minutes and then Kristen called to ask if I wanted to go to Walmart with her.
Now I’m watching TV and relaxing. Waiting for Megan to get online after her Valentunes. I hope that went well for her all week!
is today. And that movie is coming out tonight. I think I’m going to go see it. Should be fun. But I think it might not work out since Diane wants me to go with her and Megan. The Shopaholic movie. I don’t know. I’ll see.
So I haven’t really had anything to post recently. Which is good, I guess. Nothing has happend. Meh.
TUESDAY!!! Tuesday was really, really fun. I’m glad I got to go to Buttney’s surprise dinner party!! It was really fun hanging out with her, Persie and Grace. We need to do that more often. It was the most fun I’ve had in a while. Butt, Ashley and Me are supposed to hang out on Saturday, which I am looking forward to. The threatning of them dressing me up? Not so much. Whatevs. I’m not worried about it. They won’t get to dress me up. :)
Uhm. That’s about it. I don’t have much more to say. OH! EXCEPT!! GUESS WHAT?!
So, so tired. Physically, mentally and emotionally, I suppose. Mostly physically though. I haven’t been sleeping as much as I probably should. I keep falling asleep in classes.
I’ve done better with the other stuff in my life. My mantra helps. I repeat it out loud all the time. “She’s a bitch.” People look at me weird when I say it, as if to say “Who’s a bitch?” but they don’t need to know. Those who matter could guess who I’m talking about. Whatevs.
I’m watching ‘Important Things with Demetri Martin’. He’s awesome! This show? Eh. It’s alright.
Megan Hoebag: In AP English they do Me!: AP English can suck it. Megan Hoebag: It does. Painfully. Me!: Not good, yo. Not good. Tell it to stop. Megan Hoebag: Rape. Me!: Up the ass? Megan Hoebag: Always. Me!: Damn.
I want the sun to shine All the time Is that too much to ask Oh, I want to have some fun I want all my friends to come Cause it’s now or never Learn the words and sing together … Your heart deserves your trust A choice made for all of us The sun will come back tomorrow There’s a message in a bottle So come on I’ll meet you there There’s enough sunshine to share As long as you know The bridge between us is a rainbow — Open Happiness lyrics.
Sunshine. (by The Lives of Famous Men. Which I just found out about today.) Sun Showers. Sunshine Bakery.