January 2010
(Non) Fiction
“AHHHHHH!!” Megan yells.
“WHAT IS WRONG?” Chloe yells back.
“WHAT THE HELL IS IN OUR TUB?”
“NOT ANOTHER GUY! I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM TO GET OUT! AND THEN TO LEAVE THE APARTMENT!!”
Megan laughs. “NO, SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK IS IN OUR TUB?”
“DESCRIBE IT TO ME!”
“WELL IT’S BIG AND RED!”
“SO IT IS A...
(Non) Fiction
“What is this party?” Jake asks as he walks into their apartment.
“It’s an Unbirthday Party.” Chloe says.
“Mostly it’s a ‘Welcome to this place’ party.” Megan explains.
Jake nods and then turns to Chloe, “What’s an Unbirthday party?”
“It’s a party which means it’s not your birthday and there are 364...